MAN GIVES BIRTH TO TWIN BROTHER
Posted January 19, 2007
According to our sources, who are 99% reliable, Steve Read has given birth to his own twin brother! How is that possible? According to our medical expert, Read had been carrying the twin for at least 20 years. Unknown to him was the nature of that swelling in his lower abdominal cavity. Is Truth stranger than fiction? Just ask Steve! (see the pix on the sidebar)
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Steve or Stephen Read gives birth
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Holy Jesus! My stomach still hurts.
Am 05.02.2007 um 19:05 schrieb Steve OR Steven Read:
Holy Jesus! My stomach still hurts.
gawd! tell me more!
Steve, is this your first child?
Have you done this before?
Eric
This is my first time having a baby brother. It all started with this terrible swelling in my head. The swelling got bigger and bigger, and then all of a sudden it began to descend downward, through my neck and esophagus, into my stomach eventually. There the swelling grew for years, larger and larger, like a pregnancy, until finally by searching on google I came to realize it might be a person inside of me. How eerie, since I am a man. The newest google search engine was able to see right into my body like an ultrasound, indexing my stomach, ass, and all, and so the search results led me to believe this was a twin brother inside me. He was like a parasite brother though, stealing all my food. I was pissed, so I went to the doctor and got him taken out right away. Now my brother (Stephen Reid) is my art slave and he sits at my computer all day writing code for me. In fact, he is right now writing this post as an assignment. It will take him years to work off the money from all the food and beer he stole from me. I've been very busy lately doing interviews with people like Oprah, Terry Gross, and Madeline Limbaugh (Rush Limbaugh's twin sister). Its been a wild ride!
Steven Read
Thanks for the scoop Steve! You've made the headlines again.
Joe Edit
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—–Original message—–
From: Steve OR Steven Read [email protected]
Date: Wed, 7 Feb 2007 16:27:10 -0500
To: [email protected]
Subject: RHIZOME_RAW: Re: Re: Re: Re: Steve or Stephen Read gives birth
> This is my first time having a baby brother. It all started with this terrible swelling in my head. The swelling got bigger and bigger, and then all of a sudden it began to descend downward, through my neck and esophagus, into my stomach eventually. There the swelling grew for years, larger and larger, like a pregnancy, until finally by searching on google I came to realize it might be a person inside of me. How eerie, since I am a man. The newest google search engine was able to see right into my body like an ultrasound, indexing my stomach, ass, and all, and so the search results led me to believe this was a twin brother inside me. He was like a parasite brother though, stealing all my food. I was pissed, so I went to the doctor and got him taken out right away. Now my brother (Stephen Reid) is my art slave and he sits at my computer all day writing code for me. In fact, he is right now writing this post as an assignment. It will take him years to work off the money from a!
> ll the food and beer he stole from me. I've been very busy lately doing interviews with people like Oprah, Terry Gross, and Madeline Limbaugh (Rush Limbaugh's twin sister). Its been a wild ride!
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IS that you in the picture?
And what is your brother doing?
http://www.slanderous.org
Eric
yes, thats Steve, and he agreed to an exclusive interview,
"The REAL Truth about New Media" is our motto.
We also have pictures of him serving his new brother breakfast, lunch and dinner.
For a nominal fee ($1.50 US per pic) we will make these newparrazi pics available to the interested public.
All the money goes to Steve's brothers education fund (except for a small retainer).
Joe Edit
—–Original message—–
From: Eric Dymond [email protected]
Date: Thu, 8 Feb 2007 22:09:48 -0500
To: [email protected]
Subject: Re: RHIZOME_RAW: Re: Re: Re: Re: Steve or Stephen Read gives birth
> IS that you in the picture?
> And what is your brother doing?
> http://www.slanderous.org
> Eric
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