MobileSCOUT gets royal treatment

"I lost my nuts in Queens!!" - Squirrel

Last weekend, Squirrel and I chaperoned some rowdy gourmands on a Queens borough romp. It was all going according to the derive along the 7 line until the ruffled pig fat entered their upper intestines. My buddy Samsung (aka 7691) had made a few calls to get them a good table next to the karaoke and dance floor but did they appreciate my string pulling? No! Dejected by high priced Romanian cover charges, landing La Guardia jets and diverse boulevard border wars they got testy. I mean, just because they ate phallic eggplants, pumpkin and pork shrapnel doesn't give them the right to get all long winded. I just had to cut them off, like bootin a boozer at Shannon Pot. So keep it brief all you drunk dialers. Happy Holidays.

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—!! Countdown 2004 with Ranger and Squirrel !!—
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1. Call in once a day - toll free 1 (877) 564 3060

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2. Count down to the new year by sharing the:
- places you hide your nuts for winter
- names of those funny folks around you
- habits you want others to break

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3. Conquer performance anxiety!!

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Get goin,
Ranger


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Meriam
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