Lie to me

Tell me a lie.
Be creative.
Don't post another announcement regarding an exhibition or requests for proposals.
Be unreasonable, it's hard work I know. So easy to simply regurgitate facts.
Don't analyse web art.
This is not an exchange of emails, it is a forum for new ideas.
here is an audience. Use it!
Lie to me, please, be original.
The mainstream media carries gigabytes of truth.
It makes me sick.

Eric