hell for beginners

Dearest friend,
I'm very scare because I'm not sure that you are nice people.I'm using
PC,because I'm paraplegic,and that's only entertainment for me.Now I'm
scare.Maybe is to dangerous to make any deal with Hell?I want to go to
paradise,and I want to be sure that this submission could not influence on
that.I believe in God,church,and My only ambition was to taste something new
and unusual.Please,take me back to heaven.Don't let me down now!My life is
wary difficult because I hawed decubitis,you know my body don't smell
fine.Please,tell Mr.Robot to unsubscribe me,and please don't tell my parents
about that.
Yours(I don't know should I tell you my name?)