triumphz...

Nov. 24, 2002

Type: discussion

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BlankA British doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we
can take a kidney out of one man put it in another and have him looking fo=
r work in six
weeks."

A German doctor says, "That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one
person put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks."

A Russian doctor says, "In my country medicine is so advanced we can
take half a heart out of one person put it in another and have them
both looking for work in two weeks."

The American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way behind,
we just took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White
House, and now half the country is looking for work, and the other half
preparing for war."

(Rasputin)

Situationist list.

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we can take a lung out of one person put it in another and have him look=
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for work in four weeks." A Russian doctor says, "In my country medic=
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American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way behind, we j=
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