Medical Miracles

Medical Miracles

A British doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can

take a kidney out of one man put it in another and have him looking for

work in six weeks."

A German doctor says, "That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person
put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks."

A Russian doctor says, "In my country medicine is so advanced we can take
half a heart out of one person put it in another and have them both looking
for work in two weeks."

The American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way behind, we
just took a man with no brain and no heart out of Texas, put him in the White
House, and now half the country is looking for work, and the other half
preparing for war.