Re: - Deconstruct This!

Hey YOU! Yes, YOU know who I mean! YOU with all the opinions about
everything! That's right, YOU got it! YOU'RE the one I'm pointing my finger
at!

Listen up, and listen good! I am only going to say this once, so I expect
you to take me seriously and not talk back!

Nobody cares what you have to say, alright? You're like a flute that has
only one note, and it's a sour one at that! It's time to add a few holes to
your instrument or else stop boring us with your feeble monotony! People
come here with the desire to be enlightened by the wisdom of intelligent
strangers, not to be made the drive-by victim of some foul-mouthed trash
talking fool! So take your flame-retarded opinions and put them somewhere
else! Like back up your butt where they belong! DO I MAKE MYSELF PERFECTLY
CLEAR??!!!

* * *

On Sun, 25 Aug 2002, I wrote:

> Hey YOU!
Me?

> Yes, YOU know who I mean!
No I don't.

> YOU with all the opinions about everything!
What's wrong with that?

> That's right, YOU got it!
I got it the first time, wiseacre.

> YOU'RE the one I'm pointing my finger at!
Weren't you taught that it's impolite to point?

> Listen up, and listen good!
Why should I? You clearly have nothing to say.

> I am only going to say this once. . .
Too much already!

> I expect you to take me seriously. . .
Too late for that HA HA

> . . .and not talk back!
Who are you to say this? You won't even give us your name!

> Nobody cares what you have to say, alright?
How would you know? Do you speak for everybody?

> You're like a flute that has only one note, and it's a sour one at that!
Stop staring at my flute!

> It's time to add a few holes to your instrument or else stop boring us with
your feeble monotony!
I will if you will, as I am already bored to tears by you.

> People come here with the desire to be enlightened by the wisdom of
intelligent strangers. . .
Oh, please!

> . . . not to be made the drive-by victim of some foul-mouthed trash talking
fool!
Describes you to a T, I'd say!

> So take your flame-retarded opinions. . .
Watch it! Your metaphors are spinning out of control.

> . . .and put them somewhere else! Like back up your butt where they belong!
I am devastated by the cogency and rigor of your critique.

> DO I MAKE MYSELF PERFECTLY CLEAR??!!!
Clear as mud, moron.

m

Comments

, Max Herman

I missed a couple of days and moved, successfully in part.

So I don't really know what this is aboot.

Anyway.


>From: MWP <[email protected]>
>Reply-To: MWP <[email protected]>
>To: <[email protected]>
>Subject: RHIZOME_RAW: Re: - Deconstruct This!
>Date: Sun, 25 Aug 2002 15:58:14 -0700
>
>Hey YOU! Yes, YOU know who I mean! YOU with all the opinions about
>everything! That's right, YOU got it! YOU'RE the one I'm pointing my finger
>at!
>
>Listen up, and listen good! I am only going to say this once, so I expect
>you to take me seriously and not talk back!
>
>Nobody cares what you have to say, alright? You're like a flute that has
>only one note, and it's a sour one at that! It's time to add a few holes to
>your instrument or else stop boring us with your feeble monotony! People
>come here with the desire to be enlightened by the wisdom of intelligent
>strangers, not to be made the drive-by victim of some foul-mouthed trash
>talking fool! So take your flame-retarded opinions and put them somewhere
>else! Like back up your butt where they belong! DO I MAKE MYSELF PERFECTLY
>CLEAR??!!!
>
>* * *
>
>On Sun, 25 Aug 2002, I wrote:
>
> > Hey YOU!
>Me?
>
> > Yes, YOU know who I mean!
>No I don't.
>
> > YOU with all the opinions about everything!
>What's wrong with that?
>
> > That's right, YOU got it!
>I got it the first time, wiseacre.
>
> > YOU'RE the one I'm pointing my finger at!
>Weren't you taught that it's impolite to point?
>
> > Listen up, and listen good!
>Why should I? You clearly have nothing to say.
>
> > I am only going to say this once. . .
>Too much already!
>
> > I expect you to take me seriously. . .
>Too late for that HA HA
>
> > . . .and not talk back!
>Who are you to say this? You won't even give us your name!
>
> > Nobody cares what you have to say, alright?
>How would you know? Do you speak for everybody?
>
> > You're like a flute that has only one note, and it's a sour one at that!
>Stop staring at my flute!
>
> > It's time to add a few holes to your instrument or else stop boring us
>with
>your feeble monotony!
>I will if you will, as I am already bored to tears by you.
>
> > People come here with the desire to be enlightened by the wisdom of
>intelligent strangers. . .
>Oh, please!
>
> > . . . not to be made the drive-by victim of some foul-mouthed trash
>talking
>fool!
>Describes you to a T, I'd say!
>
> > So take your flame-retarded opinions. . .
>Watch it! Your metaphors are spinning out of control.
>
> > . . .and put them somewhere else! Like back up your butt where they
>belong!
>I am devastated by the cogency and rigor of your critique.
>
> > DO I MAKE MYSELF PERFECTLY CLEAR??!!!
>Clear as mud, moron.
>
>m
>
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