Cooking the Right Wing

No doubt…, the right wing is cooked.
Given the state of current popular opinion, it's hard to see the right wing surviving the next elections (or gaining more than 30% approval at the polls). 911, afaghanastan, Iraq, Katrina, Rita, and Gas prices have rendered the right impotent.It will take 20 years before most Americans forgive them.
But what can we do with the remaining bodies?
Well there are some recipes, available online. I have some suggestions for dealing with all this extra biomass:

Breaded George Bush :
1 1/2 pounds boneless George Bush, trimmed and sliced into 6 equal portions
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/8 teaspoon freshly ground pepper
1 tablespoon vegetable oil
1-3 teaspoons finely chopped fresh ginger root
1/3 cup orange juice
3 tablespoons 62%-less-sodium soy sauce
2 tablespoons honey
1 tablespoon Dijon mustard
2 cloves garlic, crushed
- Fresh sliced oranges (optional)
- Watercress sprigs (optional)

Barbequed Glazed Dick Cheney

48 4-ounce DIck Cheney
3 cups ketchup
1/2 cup brown sugar
1/4 cup lemon juice
1 tablespoon lemon rind
1 cup diced green pepper
1 cup diced onion

Herbed Butterfly Rumsfeld

4 4-oz. boneless DOnald Rumsfeld (easy to get, hard to find a bone anywhere)
2 tablespoons lemon juice
2 tablespoons chopped parsley
1/2 teaspoon crumbled rosemary
1/2 teaspoon crumbled thyme
1/4 teaspoon black pepper

I hope you enjoy these dishes and continue to listen to the Rolling Stones.