Fwd: The Art Critic

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> I am better than your kids.
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> If you work in an office with lots of people, chances are that you
> work with a person who hangs pictures up that their kids have drawn.
> The pictures are always of some stupid flower or a tree with wheels.
> These pictures suck; I could draw pictures much better. In fact, I can
> spell, do math and run faster than your kids. So being that my skills
> are obviously superior to those of children, I've taken the liberty to
> judge art work done by other kids on the internet. I'll be assigning a
> grade A through F for each piece:

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, Heather James

that is apparently another version of the work of this mad man:

http://maddox.xmission.com/

you can see the 'i am better than your kids' art critiques mirrored here:

http://www.fleetmack.com/~maddox/irule.html

http://www.fleetmack.com/~maddox/irule2.html

~h


At 13:22 21/10/02 -0700, c i r r r s a wrote:


>>Subject: Fwd: The Art Critic
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>>I am better than your kids.
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>>If you work in an office with lots of people, chances are that you work
>>with a person who hangs pictures up that their kids have drawn. The
>>pictures are always of some stupid flower or a tree with wheels. These
>>pictures suck; I could draw pictures much better. In fact, I can spell,
>>do math and run faster than your kids. So being that my skills are
>>obviously superior to those of children, I've taken the liberty to judge
>>art work done by other kids on the internet. I'll be assigning a grade A
>>through F for each piece:
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