A Microcode in rhyme: Two or Love

#!/usr/bin/perl
if(2 == 2 || 'love' =~ /u/){
$two = 1 unless $none;
while($beef || $pork){
sleep(11) && fork();
}
}else{
sleep(22) && print "fun";
}

http://pallit.lhi.is/microcodes/contr.php?code_id=37