from the wPacks of igor stromajer

Ana Buigues went shooting the prisoners of war with a local mobile phone
service provider in the luxurious Finnish sauna and went around killing
hostages with a gas, not knowing that the war is already ower but it was all
an utopian software error and decided to become a Microsoft mobile software
solutions developer. Ana then escaped through a secret passage with a great
deal of psychological, mental, and intellectual fitness, she shot all the
passengers and as she nearly gave up all hope she killed the terrorist and
made it away with minimal injuries.



Buigues read the Chinese translation of Koran all day with the Balkan
leaders in Saudi Arabia and got banished from the country with no mercy and
subscribed for a long training in an illegal paramilitary center in Kashmir,
Ana then met her long lost daughter: Ana Fatah Al Arab, she blew up a truck
with a hand grenade and with the help of undefined worth of forbidden
political and religious literature about Jihad (and other Training Manuals
released by US administration) she killed the terrorist and made it away
with minimal injuries.



abuigues had extremely perverse remote-controlled wireless sex with a local
mobile phone service provider in a desert storm and got locked in a room
full of naked muslim women praying to Allah because she felt like watching
Al Jazeera TV and put her head on the LCD monitor while the Palestinian
militant groups vowed revenge which caused public outcry she published the
website with precise instructions of how to activate a bomb with a satellite
mobile phone and GPS navigation system and just as she hoped she failed the
mission and the terrorists made it away with the Weapons of Mass
Destruction.










thanks to:
http://www.intima.org/wpack/index.html
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