Liberation, freedom, democracy, etc.

Bush and Powell were sitting in a bar. A guy walked in and asked the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell?"

"Yep, that's them."

So the guy walked over and said, "Hello. What are you guys doing?"

"We're planning World War III," Bush says.

"Really? What's going to happen?"

"Well, we're going to kill 10 million Iraqis and a bicycle repairman."

"Why are you gonna kill a bicycle repairman?!"

Bush turned to Powell and says, "Told you no one would care about the 10 million Iraqis!"