In a message dated 7/17/2002 10:31:17 PM Central Daylight Time,
[email protected] writes:
> is that really your own poo?
Actually it's a very legitimate question Marc. seriously, I think.
The poop is timed and dated just prior to the jpg, and is mostly a meal of
eggs. Therefore the poop was very smooth and like all egg tempera, dried
cleanly and quickly.
Notice there are virtually no smudges on the scanner. Only a tiny portion of
shit was left to be cleaned up.
The original calligraphic masterpiece is now safely drying in an open manila
folder and emits little or no smell. I am considering whether to use some
kind of fixative on the high-quality heavy-duty paper.
Oddly, I had assumed I'd be throwing a dirty stinky mess out of the house but
shit tempera, hey it works man–maybe.
I also have the cleaned and sterilized brush I used, it was NOT done with a
finger! I'll rhetoricate anyone who says different of denies the evidence.
Because shit stinks.
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