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DISCUSSION

GBush in all of us...


Natalie myers portjoleeaccel@yahoo.com ecrit:

> why you wanna be all tryin to regulatin me and stuff yo, that ain't bein
> kool. Mherman and Gbush imperial art take over on 60 min. this Sunday
> "there is one way to do it and it is our way they" said Mherman and
> Gbush. ha ha ha ha ha

Sometimes Mherman acts like Gbush, sometimes ASharon, he's even been
YArafat, catch his with his French accent he can sound like JChirac,
that's how complex the world is you see.

Like for instance, sometimes you're gangsta in New Zealand, sometimes your
a Walmart employee "in the tri-state area" sometimes you from Kansas
reprezenting Dorothy, Tote, et al. Don't matter thats how complex your
headers be.

Take no offence. - He ain't trying to dis ya. Hey what do you know?, the
gangsta sister style just rubbed off on me ya like? 'ight, cos I ready to
roll.

Big up' Ben thorp, peace a'ight, luck to you and ya new site!

-muserna

I left my sigs at home so this email end without anything special.

DISCUSSION

Re: deadication to PETTING


Natalie,
Your a pretty savvy woman seeing as how your getting by on Walmart stolen
goods in the TRI-state area all, I admire that sorta style...

...you know, You also seem like a pretty tech savvy woman acting "dumb".
Because for a while I was wondering where you lived, and I tried to trace
your IP. The first clue I came up with was that you were using DSL service
provide from Auckland New Zealand, then I fished around some more and got
some IP on Roadrunner service in Herndon Virginia, and now you're emailing
from a Southwestern bell ISP located in Plano Texas??? I'm really confused.

I kept thinking who is she, this Gangsta-orginal, fried fish chinese take
away lady....

Then I thought either:

1. You're a good spoofer.
2. You're more than one person.
3. You travel a lot on the stolen goods to NZ @ USD ~$1200 rt ticket.
-or-
4. I am an amateur fool who can't figure out email headers.

So besides the Walmart thingy, which one of the above is you? 1,2,3, or 4?
And where is your website, I must have missed the link?

-muserna

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on 8/20/02 1:52 PM, natalie myers portholeaccel@yahoo.com ecrit :

>
> hello muserna, i am natalie myers. i see you did not like the little person
> that pets you. i work for a company called RGIS i do inventory for walmart in
> the tri state area i count stuff i count really fast so they make me count
> action alley with all the candie and little things i am acurate and reliable
> and well, flexible as well because of this i am able to count many departments
> even electronics.i like to drink coffee in the morning and just count all day
> i like shouting for sku-checks and i get off on harrasing the empolyes at
> walmart. i strongly believe that in order to get a job at walmart you have to
> be dumber then a box of rocks. sometimes when i want to go on vaction for a
> year i quite my job and steal from walmart for a year because i have done
> there inventory in every store in tri state area i know there security
> methodes very well i know what to take and how to get the most money. alot of
> the time i go on trips like the time i went to mexico and gaffled those tex!
> as instrument calculators you the ones? they go for about 130.00$ i would just
> pick up one in every town that i came across to return it to the next this
> went on for about a year and then i would come home and get my job back. i
> guess that kinda tells you a little bit about who i
> am...................................
> Pet Name wrote:I'm sorry , I was away from my computer, ummm ,errr, we weren't
> properly
> introduced.. I'm muserna.. and who are you again?
>
>
>
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> on 8/19/02 10:06 PM, natalie myers portholeaccel@yahoo.com ecrit :
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DISCUSSION

Re: Flash Explores New Angles


on 8/20/02 6:22 AM, Jess Loseby jess@rssgallery.com ecrit :

> sent to me as part of the flash debate. preload is a bit of a 'mare but the
> work is just bloody brilliant. i'm packing my bags....
> jess.
>
>> mx
>>
>> http://www.iamstatic.com/randy/love_me
>>
>> randy Knott

Can I have this send to me on CDROM?

-muserna

DISCUSSION

Re: The grant awarded to Beatrice Gibson of nungu.com


on 8/19/02 5:53 AM, vishal R ustadv@hotmail.com ecrit :

> To,
> The Selection Committee
> Rhizome&#8217;s Net Art Commissions 2002
>
> Re: The grant awarded to Beatrice Gibson of nungu.com
>
> Respected Board Members,
>
> This is to bring to your notice that Miss Beatrice Gibson of nungu.com in her
> grant application to Rhizome has faked facts with the willful intent to cheat
> the grant authorities and has thus been awarded the grant on a false basis.

YOU GOTS TO BE KIDDING.

What are you going to do about it?

-muserna

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DISCUSSION

Re: [thingist] Re: RHIZOME_RAW: [l0l] LOL#24


on 8/17/02 8:43 PM, furtherfield info@furtherfield.org ecrit :

> Let's get busy with debating in depth, plus having playful messages that are
> (creative and imaginative) above using the word 'fuck' all the time.

Let's just not get too creative...
For example, Natalie Myers rediddling of my sig below, while re-diddling can
be considered a type of ascii-art battling, I think she went over board with
adding the words "FUCK YOU", and although it made me laugh, I was instantly
hit with the idea than maybe Natalie should take hire an ascii-art tutor
before she jumps into making "flash movie(s)"

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> It does get a bit boring, shit - even i'm getting bored with it...

"Was I bored? No I wasn't fuckin' bored. I'm never bored. That's the trouble
with everybody - you're all so bored. You've had nature explained to you and
you're bored with it. You've had the living body explained to you and you're
bored with it. You've had the universe explained to you and you're bored
with it. So now you just want cheap thrills and like plenty of 'em and it
dun't matter 'ow tawdry or vacuous they are as long as it's new, as long as
it's new, as long as it flashes and fuckin' beeps in forty fuckin' different
colours. Well whatever else you can say about me, I'm not fuckin' bored."
-johnny "Naked" by M. Leigh 1993

-muserna

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