You think you can de-sexualize me by medicalizing me? Nice try. I have slept with more than 323 people on this planet so far and I vowed to shag hard until my last erection as a human being. You know why? They say how sexual a person is can often be an indicator of how strong this person is (biologically). And we all know what being strong can bring us: fame, money, and power - basically the very source of pleasure for humans. Usually the most optimistic individual in the group within the species is also the most fertile one, according to my buddy who studied biology, who’s also been fucking his brain out. He also pointed out that the reason we are the most eligible creature on earth is partly decided by the way we fuck, and which other species cannot: some animals can only successfully mate in particular seasons, whereas we humans can attract and be attracted to others across the year, in and out. I despise the social complications around it - isn’t the freedom of fuck part of human rights, too? Thinking of this brings me short of breath, I will stop right here.