People Who End With Fish, Part Two

All the advantages of a real dolphin but you get to wear your favorite swim outfit, too.

Now, I know what you are thinking. You’re thinking: Whoa! Not only do I get to be a dolphin, but I get to be a flying dolphin in the sky who puffs out these beautiful, prismatic cumulonimbus clouds!! I hate to break it to you, but your arms will need to be replaced with hinged arms, keep in mind.