Horror Episodes in the Net.Art History

Posted by Andrej Tisma | Thu Oct 19th 2006 11:56 a.m.

staring:
OPEN LIST CLEANSER - Geert Lovink
POLITE STRANGLER - Andreas Broeckmann
KGB-GESTAPO BUNNY - Inke Arns
DEEP EURO THROAT- Pit Schultz
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Horror Episodes in the Net.Art History
http://www.at.ns.co.yu/Net.Art_Horror/
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________________
Andrej Tisma - artist, art critic and curator
WEBSITE: http://tisma.net/
  • Rhizomer | Thu Oct 19th 2006 12:40 p.m.
    staring:
    OPEN LIST CLEANSER - Geert Lovink
    POLITE STRANGLER - Andreas Broeckmann
    KGB-GESTAPO BUNNY - Inke Arns
    DEEP EURO THROAT- Pit Schultz
    -----------------------------------------
    Horror Episodes in the Net.Art History
    http://www.at.ns.co.yu/Net.Art_Horror/
    -----------------------------------------

    ________________
    Andrej Tisma - artist, art critic and curator
    WEBSITE: http://tisma.net/

    The whole world looks like a wurst imbiss on berger str
    |||||||| GOODMAN QUICK is http://069recorded.de/ ||||||||
  • Eric Dymond | Thu Oct 19th 2006 8:13 p.m.
    wrote:

    >
    >
    > staring:
    > OPEN LIST CLEANSER - Geert Lovink
    > POLITE STRANGLER - Andreas Broeckmann
    > KGB-GESTAPO BUNNY - Inke Arns
    > DEEP EURO THROAT- Pit Schultz
    > -----------------------------------------
    > Horror Episodes in the Net.Art History
    > http://www.at.ns.co.yu/Net.Art_Horror/
    > -----------------------------------------
    >
    > ________________
    > Andrej Tisma - artist, art critic and curator
    > WEBSITE: http://tisma.net/
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > The whole world looks like a wurst imbiߠon berger str
    > |||||||| GOODMAN QUICK is http://069recorded.de/ ||||||||
    >
    >

    Ghosts.

    I remember the downfall of nettime, and censorship was at the heart of it's failure.
    Here, we can dis/complain/decipher and rebuild.
    Maybe we should support that freedom, we don't have many left.
    Eric
  • Eric Dymond | Thu Oct 19th 2006 10:13 p.m.
    Eric Dymond wrote:

    > wrote:
    >
    > >
    > >
    > > staring:
    > > OPEN LIST CLEANSER - Geert Lovink
    > > POLITE STRANGLER - Andreas Broeckmann
    > > KGB-GESTAPO BUNNY - Inke Arns
    > > DEEP EURO THROAT- Pit Schultz
    > > -----------------------------------------
    > > Horror Episodes in the Net.Art History
    > > http://www.at.ns.co.yu/Net.Art_Horror/
    > > -----------------------------------------
    > >
    > > ________________
    > > Andrej Tisma - artist, art critic and curator
    > > WEBSITE: http://tisma.net/
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > The whole world looks like a wurst imbiߠon berger str
    > > |||||||| GOODMAN QUICK is http://069recorded.de/ ||||||||
    > >
    > >
    >
    > Ghosts.
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > I remember the downfall of nettime, and censorship was at the heart of
    > it's failure.
    > Here, we can dis/complain/decipher and rebuild.
    > Maybe we should support that freedom, we don't have many left.
    > Eric
    >
    >
    a fun repost from an old nettime posting ( a C# program) written before the election:

    using System;
    class GeorgeBush
    {
    public string Years(int nums){
    if (nums>4) {
    Democracy(nums);
    return "we have lost our humanity";

    }

    else {
    Democracy(nums);
    return "we have exerted our rights as Humans";

    }
    }

    publicbool Democracy(int cb) {
    if (cb<4){
    return true;
    }
    else {
    return false;
    }
    }

    }
    class MainClass
    {
    public static void Main(string[] args)
    {
    ;
    GeorgeBush You=new GeorgeBush();
    int a=Int32.Parse(Console.ReadLine());
    bool c=You.Democracy(a);
    Console.WriteLine("{0} and your existenz is {1}",You.Years(a), c);
    }
    }
  • Eric Dymond | Thu Oct 19th 2006 10:56 p.m.
    Eric Dymond wrote:

    > Eric Dymond wrote:
    >
    > > wrote:
    > >
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > staring:
    > > > OPEN LIST CLEANSER - Geert Lovink
    > > > POLITE STRANGLER - Andreas Broeckmann
    > > > KGB-GESTAPO BUNNY - Inke Arns
    > > > DEEP EURO THROAT- Pit Schultz
    > > > -----------------------------------------
    > > > Horror Episodes in the Net.Art History
    > > > http://www.at.ns.co.yu/Net.Art_Horror/
    > > > -----------------------------------------
    > > >
    > > > ________________
    > > > Andrej Tisma - artist, art critic and curator
    > > > WEBSITE: http://tisma.net/
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > The whole world looks like a wurst imbiߠon berger str
    > > > |||||||| GOODMAN QUICK is http://069recorded.de/ ||||||||
    > > >
    > > >
    > >
    > > Ghosts.
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > I remember the downfall of nettime, and censorship was at the heart
    > of
    > > it's failure.
    > > Here, we can dis/complain/decipher and rebuild.
    > > Maybe we should support that freedom, we don't have many left.
    > > Eric
    > >
    > >
    > a fun repost from an old nettime posting ( a C# program) written
    > before the election:
    >
    > using System;
    > class GeorgeBush
    > {
    > public string Years(int nums){
    > if (nums>4) {
    > Democracy(nums);
    > return "we have lost our humanity";
    >
    > }
    >
    >
    >
    > else {
    > Democracy(nums);
    > return "we have exerted our rights as Humans";
    >
    > }
    > }
    >
    > publicbool Democracy(int cb) {
    > if (cb<4){
    > return true;
    > }
    > else {
    > return false;
    > }
    > }
    >
    > }
    > class MainClass
    > {
    > public static void Main(string[] args)
    > {
    > ;
    > GeorgeBush You=new GeorgeBush();
    > int a=Int32.Parse(Console.ReadLine());
    > bool c=You.Democracy(a);
    > Console.WriteLine("{0} and your existenz is {1}",You.Years(a), c);
    > }
    > }
    >

    If you trust me, and you have the .NET environment istalled you can download the exe from http://www.edymond.com/GeorgeBush.exe and at the prompt accept run the application.
    Its a small file, if you are unsure, download SharpDevelop and creat a new combine from

    http://www.sharpdevelop.net/OpenSource/SD/Download/
    using the code from the previous post.
    and they said it wasn't possible...
    Eric
  • Eric Dymond | Fri Oct 20th 2006 12:06 a.m.
    Eric Dymond wrote:

    > Eric Dymond wrote:
    >
    > > Eric Dymond wrote:
    > >
    > > > wrote:
    > > >
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > > staring:
    > > > > OPEN LIST CLEANSER - Geert Lovink
    > > > > POLITE STRANGLER - Andreas Broeckmann
    > > > > KGB-GESTAPO BUNNY - Inke Arns
    > > > > DEEP EURO THROAT- Pit Schultz
    > > > > -----------------------------------------
    > > > > Horror Episodes in the Net.Art History
    > > > > http://www.at.ns.co.yu/Net.Art_Horror/
    > > > > -----------------------------------------
    > > > >
    > > > > ________________
    > > > > Andrej Tisma - artist, art critic and curator
    > > > > WEBSITE: http://tisma.net/
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > > The whole world looks like a wurst imbiߠon berger str
    > > > > |||||||| GOODMAN QUICK is http://069recorded.de/ ||||||||
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > >
    > > > Ghosts.
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > I remember the downfall of nettime, and censorship was at the
    > heart
    > > of
    > > > it's failure.
    > > > Here, we can dis/complain/decipher and rebuild.
    > > > Maybe we should support that freedom, we don't have many left.
    > > > Eric
    > > >
    > > >
    > > a fun repost from an old nettime posting ( a C# program) written
    > > before the election:
    > >
    > > using System;
    > > class GeorgeBush
    > > {
    > > public string Years(int nums){
    > > if (nums>4) {
    > > Democracy(nums);
    > > return "we have lost our humanity";
    > >
    > > }
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > else {
    > > Democracy(nums);
    > > return "we have exerted our rights as Humans";
    > >
    > > }
    > > }
    > >
    > > publicbool Democracy(int cb) {
    > > if (cb<4){
    > > return true;
    > > }
    > > else {
    > > return false;
    > > }
    > > }
    > >
    > > }
    > > class MainClass
    > > {
    > > public static void Main(string[] args)
    > > {
    > > ;
    > > GeorgeBush You=new GeorgeBush();
    > > int a=Int32.Parse(Console.ReadLine());
    > > bool c=You.Democracy(a);
    > > Console.WriteLine("{0} and your existenz is {1}",You.Years(a), c);
    > > }
    > > }
    > >
    >
    > If you trust me, and you have the .NET environment istalled you can
    > download the exe from http://www.edymond.com/GeorgeBush.exe and at the
    > prompt accept run the application.
    > Its a small file, if you are unsure, download SharpDevelop and creat a
    > new combine from
    >
    > http://www.sharpdevelop.net/OpenSource/SD/Download/
    > using the code from the previous post.
    > and they said it wasn't possible...
    > Eric

    at least not on a Mac
  • Rob Myers | Fri Oct 20th 2006 2:52 a.m.
    Quoting Eric Dymond <dymond@idirect.ca>:

    >> http://www.sharpdevelop.net/OpenSource/SD/Download/
    >> using the code from the previous post.
    >> and they said it wasn't possible...
    >> Eric
    >
    > at least not on a Mac

    We could use Mono. But using Mono is a baaaaaad idea. "Come into my
    parlour said
    the spider to the fly." "OK," said the Mono developers.

    - Rob.
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