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From: "Conor McGarrigle" <firstname.lastname@example.org
Date: Fri, 28 Jun 2002 18:24:20 +0100
Subject: The Bono Probability Positioning System
The Bono Probability Positioning System
We know that for the visitor to Dublin's cultural quarter, Temple Bar one of
the attractions is that you may see U2 frontman Bono.
Using special Bono tracking satellites in conjunction with Temple Bar's
sophisticated surveillance system we are able to precisely track Bono's
movements in real time the moment he enters the Temple Bar area.
We use this data to generate the Bono Probability Positioning System which
dynamically calculates the probability of seeing Bono at any particular
location within Temple Bar.Stunned.org
is now pleased to offer the Bono Probability Positioning System
as a service to all our visitorshttp://www.stunned.org/bono.htmhttp://www.stunned.org
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