The Bono Probability Positioning System

Posted by Conor McGarrigle | Fri Jun 28th 2002 1 a.m.

The Bono Probability Positioning System

We know that for the visitor to Dublin's cultural quarter, Temple Bar one of the attractions is that you may see U2 frontman Bono.

Using special Bono tracking satellites in conjunction with Temple Bar's sophisticated surveillance system we are able to precisely track Bono's movements in real time the moment he enters the Temple Bar area.

We use this data to generate the Bono Probability Positioning System which dynamically calculates the probability of seeing Bono at any particular location within Temple Bar.

Stunned.org is now pleased to offer the Bono Probability Positioning System as a service to all our visitors

http://www.stunned.org/bono.htm

http://www.stunned.org
  • Rachel Greene | Fri Jun 28th 2002 1 a.m.
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    From: "Conor McGarrigle" <conor@stunned.org>
    Date: Fri, 28 Jun 2002 18:24:20 +0100
    To: <netartnews@rhizome.org>
    Subject: The Bono Probability Positioning System

    The Bono Probability Positioning System

    We know that for the visitor to Dublin's cultural quarter, Temple Bar one of
    the attractions is that you may see U2 frontman Bono.

    Using special Bono tracking satellites in conjunction with Temple Bar's
    sophisticated surveillance system we are able to precisely track Bono's
    movements in real time the moment he enters the Temple Bar area.

    We use this data to generate the Bono Probability Positioning System which
    dynamically calculates the probability of seeing Bono at any particular
    location within Temple Bar.

    Stunned.org is now pleased to offer the Bono Probability Positioning System
    as a service to all our visitors

    http://www.stunned.org/bono.htm

    http://www.stunned.org

    ------ End of Forwarded Message
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