art is now in our namespace (Second Cathedral Spring Message, a bit early i know

Posted by Dirk Vekemans | Tue Mar 13th 2007 6:06 p.m.

but well er you know the climate-change and all, so I thought perhaps and
anyway:

A terrible beauty untsoweiter (somebody pl. finish the title)

To Whom it May Concern:

BBB (beware be bought be ware) in ITS OLLY NAME!

My fellow netizens, there is a time to blabla untsoweiter (somebody pl.
finish the intro)

. so we finally decided this radical actions had become unavoidable.

Of course we blabla ( somebody pl. add some really nice French or Russian
quotes here to cover up the dictatorial move).

Art is now in the NKdeE namespace.

It's schema file is available at it's namespace
http://www.vilt.net/nkdee/data/art.xsd but this is for historical research
purposes only! Any use of the namespace is explicitly forbidden by its
author, dv @ the same ViLTNET.

Idem ditto for the example xml file, showing art's recursive ass-ence :
http://www.vilt.net/nkdee/data/art. <http://www.vilt.net/nkdee/data/art.xml>
xml

It is told and Rumour Even Has It

. that art will be released on the Cathedral's tenth birthday
(that's 8 years from now, or Is IT Seven Already?!) However, Make NO Mistake
(somebody pl. add some serious warnings here to the effect that no
guarantees are given that the given period will suffice untsoweiter).

. that art will then be sold to the highest bidder and the profit of
the sale will, after tax deduction by the Belgian Government, go for 95 % to
the institute selling it (that 'll be Guanteme-Bay or U Suck TM by then, I
guess), 4,78 % to dv@vilt.net and the rest to the salvation of some
continent in need of salvation then, heck that might be North America or
good ol' Europe here by then. dv@vilt.net will then doubtlessly become the
richest email address ever!

. What's more: it doesn't even seem to care.

. The outrage will increase in size exponentially making Moore's
Book of Laws look like What Do They Look Like Anyway Except some statistical
crap with which you could proof that the size of your BEEP exceeds that of
anything known to BEEP (somebody pl. downgrade the use of offensive
language and ensure eternal SPAMBOT Approval - BBB in ITS OLLY NAME ENT IRE
LY) (huh?)

. Anybody using the word art in public will be liable for
persecution for breaking the laws of ( somebody pl. wrap up the legal crap
here, it should be very strict, so merely thinking about using the word in
public might already lose you your pants for the rest of your lifetime)

However we shouldn't always belief Rumour's keepings. (Somebody pl. finish
the extro. Use "Make NO Mistake " a lot, that seems to do rather well these
days.)

(End with some Ancient Balinese Saying on blondes I mean women possessing
the True Pincode for Procreation).

Thnxs Whom,
sea ya & BBB

dv

(somebody pl. take care of the translations)

This is the end.

Really.
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