USA for sale on eBay: 5 hrs left!

The USA is up for sale on eBay until 11:24 PDT.
The latest instance in _____ As Money, a series of online auctions by Shane Mecklenburger.
Current bid: USD 16.50 Item Condition: For parts or not working
[item description excerpt] "This relatively new item is in fair condition. Please be advised that this item is rather large and bulky…" [/ item description excerpt]