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Join the Craigslist Revolution! Bashar al-Assad is looking for a job!

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POSTED BY: Joseph DeLappe | Sat Feb 4th, 2012 2:19 p.m.
LOCATION: Craigslist

I've posted an ad on the Craigslist in Reno. http://reno.craigslist.org/res/2834603489.html Join me please in re-posting this ad to your local Craigslist! Please email me and let me know where you have posted this and send me the URL! delappe@unr.edu

"I am Bashar al-Assad, the President of Syria and Regional Secretary of the Ba'ath Party. The circumstances of my current employment may soon be coming to an end, therefore I am looking for a new job! I will consider all offers of temporary and/or long-term employment. I am especially interested in working abroad. I am expert in all aspects of despotic rule, including torture, general corruption and fixed elections (in the 2007 referendum I received 97.2% of the vote!). While my experience has been resoundingly in the nepotistic dictatorial sector, I would also consider accepting work as a babysitter, dog-walker, prison guard or stand-up comedian. Anything really. My hobbies include crochet, charades and angry birds. References available on request!"

Link:
http://reno.craigslist.org/res/2834603489.html