here is a fantasy is looking for guest bloggers. if you feel ranty about an issue, saw something sublimely interesting/awkward/momentarily life changing, or just want to give the gallerina with a heart of gold a break, send a something to me. just nothing boring, please. art reviews are ok, but like john baldessari said, i’ve got to tell you that i don’t want to make any more boring art. and i don’t want you to make any more boring art by writing dry art reviews that overly rely on theory.
i value precision, vivid descriptions, and an unabashed courage for uniting colloquialisms with high-class verbosity. i like things that are baroque without saying the word "baroque."
send me your resume/cv and a brief description about what you want to write about for an upcoming post to firstname.lastname@example.org
p.s. i am for sure that you are incredibly interesting if you send me an email, but don't take it personally if i don't respond immediately.